faptop

A laptop solely used for fapping.

Bob, don't use that computer - that's my faptop.

by iamdan March 9, 2008

Faptain

Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.

Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*

by Bazrael October 19, 2014

Fapoosh

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

by the real word definer January 23, 2015

fapping fuel

Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.

Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."

by thisplacesucksass March 28, 2015

faptist

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

by Protractor May 16, 2016

Fapruary

Fapruary is a national, month long event in which people fap everyday in the month of February.

Person #1>Hey man, no fap november is really killing me...
Person #2>Yeah, I can wait till fapruary!

by I Tai I November 13, 2011

Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011