change I can believe in

1. The satisfaction you get after realizing that Obama's policies really are helping working Americans despite how you were programmed to think by the lickspittle corporate media and the hate from the Murdoch media.

2. variant on a slogan of the Obama Presidential campaign

The stock market didn't crater after Bush left the economy in a tailspin? That's change I can believe in! Talk about "he kept us safe.

"We actually made a plan that got bin Laden? Now that's change I can believe in.

"Health insurance monopolies can't discriminate against me anymore? Change I can believe in!

by ConsumerProtectionAgencyNow! July 24, 2011

female oil change

When the uterus Walls Start to shed.
At the beginning of the menstrual cycle email goes down on the female as in (munching rug licking the clam having a pink taco) sucks out this sweet hot sauce AKA the uterus wall membrane

She had her boyfriend perform a female oil change on her

by Shitya March 10, 2017

chump change

A derogative term that is used to refer to someone (nearly always white) who is always getting schooled at one on one basketball. The term is always used in a derogative way.

Baller: c'mon chump change...forget your game?
Chump Change: huh?
*shoots...scores
Baller: Count it, chump change
Chump Change: Damn...stop calling me that, G
Baller: Nigga Please! You got NO UPS!

by Bert Bert August 15, 2005

Changes Slag

Any female that frequents the scumfuck bar Changes, in Lafayette, Louisiana. Related to the caboose slag but a few years older and having a few more STD's.

Dude you went home with a Changes Slag.

by POND SCUM October 2, 2004

change in a jefferson

to take a poop- as in a number two as jefferson is on the two

oh man it gotta change in a jefferson so bad i think im touching cloth

by hoofio January 19, 2007

changespeak

Regular political nonsense.

Symptoms grouped by speaker:
-Anyone but Barack Obama: Lack of interest.
-Barack Obama: Enthusiasm.

"People of Berlin - and people of the world - the scale of our challenge is great. The road ahead will be long. But I come before you to say that we are heirs to a struggle for freedom. We are a people of improbable hope."

-Wait a minute? He fooled us with changespeak the whole time?

by george rex January 19, 2009

changen

A pansexual alien from a planet of unknown origin. Because they are a different species, Changens cannot interact socially with human beings, and are often mistaken for common retards. Changens have but one goal, to purify every world in the universe from the existence of Tubbs. Only when their work is complete will Changens return to their home planet. Thus far, specialists have been able to learn only little of the Changen home world. From what they have discovered, notable differences include the fact that "Danger Zone" rhymes with "Boiler Room", and that "the more you litter, the greater the chances of finding a trashcan". It is also widely believed that the Changen home planet is in fact a vast empire, led by a Dictator named Mao.

Do you know why that kid is eating pizza with chopsticks?
Yeah, don't worry about him, he's just a Changen

by OrionShea November 14, 2014