Angus Lachlan Small is a word that can be widely used in many ways. An extremely handsome man that strives for as much of the female genitalia as possible. He is a hero we have but do not deserve. He is so chunky yet so simple and has girls get lost in his gaze on the regular. Angus Lachlan Small may attract many humans of the female sex but has a crave for men. Angus Lachlan Small has an addiction to sniffing people and can be very serious and most common in southern Alabama. Angus Lachlan Small tends to sniff his grandpa as he is busy beating his grandma.
1: Dude you were getting around at that party last night, you were basically an Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.
by ANGUS_SMALLISHOT October 23, 2018
Get the Angus Lachlan Small mug.The state of a friend who has passed from their current stage in life onto the next one, often resembling a state of death. In reference to the mating stage of anglerfish where the male fuses to the body of the female and ceases to be an individual. Similar to being pussywhipped but with no hope of return.
This occurs with young men who once they have begun a relationship, begins to disappear from general society. This process will continue until they are left as a squiggling decayed mass attached by the face to their mate's hindquarters while they troll the dark unlit depths together as a single unit.
Much like the male anglerfish after he attaches to a host, this friend will slowly begin to dissolve and become unrecognizable as the person you once knew.
Any fuzing is not totally permanent however, the subject may be allowed to have momentary glimpses of the life they formerly knew. While they may enjoy the brief periods of separation, they will always return to their space at their mate's rear quarter panel.
Beware: any permanent separation will be fatal: if the male angler fish is forcibly detached (such as a breakup) he will attempt to resurface, only to quickly realize that no one is there to pull him out of the water. Upon this realization, the former angler fish with thrash about as its body starts to join it's mind in death. These are it's death throes. But do not weep at the sight, for the angler fish died long ago.
TL;DR your friend is gone, find a new one.
This occurs with young men who once they have begun a relationship, begins to disappear from general society. This process will continue until they are left as a squiggling decayed mass attached by the face to their mate's hindquarters while they troll the dark unlit depths together as a single unit.
Much like the male anglerfish after he attaches to a host, this friend will slowly begin to dissolve and become unrecognizable as the person you once knew.
Any fuzing is not totally permanent however, the subject may be allowed to have momentary glimpses of the life they formerly knew. While they may enjoy the brief periods of separation, they will always return to their space at their mate's rear quarter panel.
Beware: any permanent separation will be fatal: if the male angler fish is forcibly detached (such as a breakup) he will attempt to resurface, only to quickly realize that no one is there to pull him out of the water. Upon this realization, the former angler fish with thrash about as its body starts to join it's mind in death. These are it's death throes. But do not weep at the sight, for the angler fish died long ago.
TL;DR your friend is gone, find a new one.
Priest to congregation: Now we lay to rest our brother Tanner, he had a fondness for life and having fun with his friends. Alas he no longer with us, but he will live on in our memories.
Tanner: guys I'm right here, but I have to go see my girlfriend in 15 minutes.
Priest: The poor soul doesn't know it yet, but he's already gone. Anglerfished to his beloved girlfriend of 5 weeks. We pray for fair winds and following seas for our dearest Tanner.
Congregation: Godspeed and Open Waters.
Tanner: guys I'm right here, but I have to go see my girlfriend in 15 minutes.
Priest: The poor soul doesn't know it yet, but he's already gone. Anglerfished to his beloved girlfriend of 5 weeks. We pray for fair winds and following seas for our dearest Tanner.
Congregation: Godspeed and Open Waters.
by Drink With Us November 25, 2018
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The name Angelyse means so many things to people but not much to her. A Angelyse is very outgoing, caring, and strong minded. When you first meet her she is very shy but friendly, she will help you with anything you need as long as it’s positive. There are so many ways to describe how loving she is to her friends and family. She loves to laugh (watch comedy, reenact funny memes, and funny events that happened in their life), she makes everyone that ever got to know her feel special and wanted.
A Angelyse is usually brown haired, brown eyed, and tall... and that’s only some of the reasons she’s the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
A Angelyse is usually brown haired, brown eyed, and tall... and that’s only some of the reasons she’s the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
Guy 1~ have you seen Angelyse, she’s so gorgeous. I wish I could have a girl like her.
Guy 2~ me too, she’s so beautiful and kind.
Guy 2~ me too, she’s so beautiful and kind.
by Riley Brazy April 18, 2019
Get the angelyse mug.She is a twitch streamer who doesn’t give food, love or attention to her transgender child Alex, so he has to eat bath bombs to survive and lives in he moms closet. A YouTuber, who clickbaits their videos. She’s known for drinking red bull with a spoon.
But also, she’s a very beautiful person with a big personality, is slightly toxic, and blames her twitch chat for no reason.
She also thinks that Squidward is an octopus
But also, she’s a very beautiful person with a big personality, is slightly toxic, and blames her twitch chat for no reason.
She also thinks that Squidward is an octopus
by ChildishGabbino November 5, 2019
Get the AngelMelly mug.A Canadian cartoon where the characters are made from actual black and white pictures of people, giving them gray skin which looks weird. The show is about a girl named Angela Anaconda (the characters are humans despite her last name) who in each episode has these weird fantasies about the mean girl at school, her teacher or her two weird older brothers getting injured or killed.
I watched Angela Anaconda today, and that show is so weird. Not to mention Angela’s voice sounds like Mandark after inhaling helium.
by EmmyCat328 January 25, 2020
Get the angela anaconda mug.AVGN, JamesNintendoNerd, The Fucking Nerd or The Angry Video Game Nerd is a comedy review show created by James Rolfe for the channel Cinemassacre, Posted in 2006 on said channel. (Originally posted on another page in May 16th 2004) He reviews games and ports. He's highly known for his high amounts of swearing and drinking Rolling Roll.
Nerd 1: What's AVGN? (Angry Video Game Nerd)
Nerd 2: Audio-Video Graphic Network
Nerd 3: A VaGiNa? (episode 139)
Nerd 2: Audio-Video Graphic Network
Nerd 3: A VaGiNa? (episode 139)
by dudley_tea March 14, 2020
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Angus McFife is the legendary hero who managed to defeat Zargothrax in the year 992 and thus saved not only the mighty city of Dundee but also the whole Kingdom of Fife
Angus McFife is the legendary hero who managed to defeat Zargothrax in the year 992 and thus saved not only the mighty city of Dundee but also the whole Kingdom of Fife
by Dundax himself May 27, 2020
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