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Muff

Contrary to the number one definition, the muff is the culmination of the pussy and surrounding hair do... the muff can be characterized by its hair style, skin color, and smell.
No muff too tough, we dive at five!
by John boy Walton February 2, 2020
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muffami

Singer: They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
(DanceMonkey)

Me: THEY SAY... MUFFAMI, MUFFAMI, MUFFAMI ,MUFFAMI YEAHYAYAYA...
by Nunu <3 April 1, 2020
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Meffas

Pills that look like ecstasy but which actually contain methadone / aka poo n spew meffas / common side effect is pooping and spewing at same time which resembles a dollar sign when seen from side profile standing up / when taken the person can experience surfing inside small waves getting barrelled even on the side of the road and at the shops
I wanna be hellfy , has anyone got any poo n spew meffas for dis party?
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
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muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...
‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’
by el creator May 6, 2021
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muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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Mouff

A vernacular used in place of mouth.
Shut yer mouff
by Christopher Margaret August 19, 2021
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Muffer

Like a buffing, but with a muff.
I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.
by Philatio January 12, 2023
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