mormon dating

Two mormons under the age of 16 who are attracted to each other but aren't "dating". Everyone knows they are a thing.

Tilly and Cora are totally mormon dating.

by algebrarox February 19, 2017

Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

by The Erotic Frenchie June 12, 2017

Fabulous Dancing Flamingo

1. A fierce handshake given to you by someone with a pink feather boa.

2. A non-existent species of Flamingos.

1. My friend Marty gave me a Fabulous Dancing Flamingo while we were at a party.

by Kanye Kardashian October 17, 2018

Lieutenant Daning

When she cums so many times that she loses feeling below the waist and is not able to walk.

Last night I was Lieutenant Daning her and when she finally got up to try walking she stumbled like a newborn baby giraffe. All jelly legged and shit.

by Stabitystab February 9, 2019

Maypole dancing

The term for the song fucking hardest shit you will ever attempt to do that you may or may not ever be forced to try

When my group tried maypole dancing on medieval day, we ended up with a huge knot, four scraped knees, one person caught in a tangle of ribbons and way too many people crying of frustration. And we thought it looked simple.

by here we go again May 24, 2019

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

goose dancing

seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat

dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack

by crackdaddy1o1 September 26, 2020