computer close

a butt

yours

by ben October 23, 2003

computersexual

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.

Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!

by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008

computerguru54

guru of nothingness yet in exsistance to be a guru of something.

what is a guru let alone a computerguru54?

by cg54 August 14, 2003

Computard

Someone who spends too much time on the computer or internet, doing pointless things.

The population is becoming saturated with computards.

by NoOne0 September 8, 2013

computated

The past tense of a computation.

My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.

by Izzyburgh May 3, 2018

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.

His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

Computate

Not a goddamn word

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.

by Wardsmythe October 29, 2021