emerging turd

When you suddenly realise u need a shit

Oh I'm having an emerging turd

by Bushinstructor September 18, 2015

tree turd

Pine cones

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.

by Frankie figs June 11, 2017

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

herd turd

Alot of single shits

Man my stomach hurt so much I had a herd turd

by Hooded tree August 11, 2017

Poor Turd

The Porter-stained excrement that is released from Mark the Twink after William Gilligan relives his adventures at the Jersey shore. Usually as the result of Mark giving Will-Gill the Buffalo Eye. It is best described as gross and off-putting.

Mark- *gives William Gilligan the Buffalo eye*
Will-Gill- *instantly erect and also hungry* "You know what to do buddy."
*45 minutes pass*
Will-Gill- "You know Mark, you should really get an awesome tan..."
Mark- "I should have never gave you the Buffalo Eye. I have to drop this Poor Turd in the toilet and take 2 showers now."
Will-Gill- "Well, I used to work at Lots so..."
Will-Gill and Mark chuckle together

by Dusty Scott November 24, 2017

frosty turd nuggets

Frosty turd nuggets. When a group of guys are so bad at a sport that they instead play with their own poop and eat it.

My god did you see how bad that team played? They were playing like a bunch of frosty turd nuggets.

Dad do we have to watch these frosty turd nuggets they suck!

by California snafu October 10, 2018

FaceTuned Turd

When you can smell someone’s must through their deodorant

Eww that girl next to you smells like a FaceTuned Turd 💩.

by Caiayna March 17, 2019