American pizza

A pizza where the dough is thicker than your dick, bitch.

-Want a slice of typical American pizza?
- nah man, the dough's too thick.

by pimpampum12897234 June 5, 2013

Dick Pizza

Literally a pizza made from dick.

Instructions:

Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.

I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.

by dimdumjim August 31, 2016

Dirty Pizza Roll

When you eat a girl out who hasn’t been cleaned of her miscarriage and you suck a blood clot out after you nut in her

“I ate this whore out who had 3 miscarriages and never got cleaned and I sucked a little Dirty Pizza roll out of there”

by Blaze Ray-man January 1, 2022

push for pizza

The easiest way to order pizza ever.

Dude, push for pizza.

by The Pizza Whisperer February 26, 2015

white clam pizza

When you cum inside your girl, then switch to 69 and she queffs on your face as you cum her mouth.

I was hooking up with side chick and we performed the white clam pizza.

by Clamking June 23, 2017

Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.

"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"

by xBungleBee June 29, 2018

cold pizza

when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session

last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!

by william&elainesBAKEDGOODS&FOOD December 18, 2008