Knobed

this word perfectly describes a lazy boy who drinks a lot and is common. he has jumpers and socks with holes in and is a genral tramp! he makes himself feel better by insulting and bullying innocent girls who are way out of his league. and he is so dirty and has so many S.T.Is he has to have a bath 2 times a day.

1. MAT IS A KNOBED!
2. that knobed makes me sick

haaaaa turn tht around bitch

by one time at band camp :p January 17, 2009

Cobra Knob

Someone with a bent knob, dick or willy.
a cobra knob is very horrible to have put up your minge

Guy: Check out my sweet dick

Girl: URGH what a cobra knob get it away from me!

by Astortheviking February 7, 2010

Door Knobbing

To grope both boobs of a female (or fat male) and twist them in a circular motion.

I was door knobbing myself last night... then I farted...

by CarpetNipples September 10, 2011

Knob

To engage in sexual intercourse with; to fuck.

I knobbed your mum last night.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ July 26, 2003

knob gobbler

One who is used solely to preform oral sex.

I got my big booty hoe, i got my white girl, and i got my knob gobbler.

by Milton H. November 12, 2008

Knob End

Preston 'Knob End' FC. Championship football team who have England Star David NUGENT playing for them!

KNOB END are playing Burnley tonight!

by Deanooooooooooo April 1, 2007

knob cheese

knob cheese an be a build up of a powdery and sticky material.has a strong fishy smell, tastes sour.

i sucked a guy off last night, when he came, i just got a mouthful of knob cheese.

by scatterdoodaa March 19, 2011