spurt reynolds

Penis.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ August 04, 2003

Kim Jong the Second

A mispronunciation of Kim Jong-Il, usually resulting from a font where the uppercase I and lowercase L are identical making the "il" look like the Roman numeral II. Surprisingly not yet used by Bush, although it's only a matter of time.

Kim Jong the Second is a North Korean dictator with a bad haircut.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ January 04, 2004

niu-niu

SUPER MAGNETIC NIU-NIU (aka Neo), star of the Dreamcast game of the same name.

Also apparently some guy on the SA forums who was apparently banned by Captain Rectum Licker. I mean, Lowtax.

FYI: Lowtax is a closet scientologist.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ October 30, 2003

dickhead

A person who posts someone's name to urbandictionary.com as a definition of an insult.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 14, 2003

jack squat

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.

Your car's worth jack squat.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 21, 2003

Knob

To engage in sexual intercourse with; to fuck.

I knobbed your mum last night.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ July 26, 2003

ratchet & clank

A video game; should be cockney rhyming slang for wank, but isn't.

I'm off to have a ratchet.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ July 26, 2003