god 

nothing and everythign in the same. I would like to point out that God did not bleed for us, Jeses did. God hasn't given us shit since we killed off his " Son".

Non existant.

I don't have a god, i just make fun of yours.

god by Dennis May 25, 2004

god 

The aura of everything in existence.

god by Anonymous February 6, 2003

god 

God- The dude with all power and stuff. He has shiney glowy super-being powers.

(The omnipotent being scriptX is mad at because he got herpes from his lover and now can't be accepted among his friends and family. Blames it all on the guy upstairs when he knows its all his own fault.)

"Dude, God just pwnz0r3d me in Raven Shield!"

god by Butters McTripsterflipster April 17, 2004

god 

In Anglo-American Mythology: an entity which has traditionally been male but is more likely female. A mechanism for self defense against disgust - ex 'Oh, GOD!'. A person who is the father of a carpenter. At one time in history, Bill Gates.

God kills a kitten everytime you masturbate.

God doesn't discriminate. She hates mormons and morons alike.

god by Scarlett May 13, 2003

God 

An all powerful and all seeing being in heaven.

May god himself reach down from heaven just to wipe your ass

God by Keynon April 24, 2005

god 

A creature of great power and rules...stuff. There are many of these beings in liturature and other fiction.

God? Which one? Buddah? Zeus?

god by Choo-Choo McGrew September 16, 2006

god 

The exception to all absolutes.

To provide an example would be contrary to my definition for God.

god by nethcev! August 24, 2006