Lucky Crunchy

So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him

I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!

by The_Dufe July 9, 2023

Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

by SINJim February 4, 2021

cunchner

is a horny wombat.

Wes: lets go to Brad's
Dave: your a cunchner!

by punchy818 February 26, 2009

Crutch Wiener

Those rubbery wiener shaped pads that fit over the top of crutches to make using the crutches more comfortable.

Person 1: Man using crutches sucks

Person 2: Get some crutch wieners and put them over the tops, that will help.

by The Void 87 October 9, 2012

Crutchafort

When a taller black man holds a shorter white guy in a standing vertical 69 sex act. Usually the end result is a disaster.

Despite their best efforts and passion for each other they had to settle for horizontal 69, unable to crutchafort. What a mess they left on the carpet

by Grahamcakes May 18, 2016

Craunch

(noun) excessive and disturbing vaginal odor

Oh my god, Onision was totally gonna drill me last night, but he said i had craunch. So he just drilled my asshole instead.

by thesavvyspider June 12, 2018

cronchy cocaine

fuels the boys and i during homie seggs

"bro when you're done jacking off and hogging the cronchy cocaine get your behind over here"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020