Shaggy Fat Bastard

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex

Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole

by Bob December 13, 2003

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

Bastian

He is the type of guy that is just simply monkey.

BASTIAN STOP SWINGING IN THE TREE

by Guccitoiletman May 14, 2019

Cookie Bitch-Bastard

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.

"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman July 24, 2008

basta

“Basta” is an Italian word meaning “enough,” often yelled by Italian grandmothers at rambunctious or unruly children.
In social media, it can mean "this has to stop" or "I'm done with this conversation/thread."

From the twitter feed of Michael Avenatti (Stormy Daniels' lawyer):

"FYI - I purposely locked my account due to the following: a) bots; b) abusive trolls; and c) we will be releasing some sensitive info in the coming weeks and I want to somewhat control who has initial access to it. #Basta"

by ReaganusMaximus June 9, 2018

Basted

adj. when you are baked & wasted at the same time. Baked + Wasted = Basted

"I am totaly f-ing basted right now brahh!" said Vincent as he downed a bottle of liquor & finished his 3rd joint that night.

After an intense week of finals, Finnigan wanted nothing more than to find a party to go to and just unwind and get sh!t-basted at.

by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

toss the bastard

To masturbate (male).

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008