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"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture
Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts
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69 plumpkin

the guy is on the toilet taking a shit and picks up the girl while she is sucking his dick and he is eating her out she is taking a shit. The guy is on the toilet up right while she is upside down.
Man i got shit on my head from that 69 plumpkin.
by Turtleman000069 May 30, 2011
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69 design

the shape formed by Jordan and multi interlocking cocks, creating a 69 "design"

the rosatia colour on Jordan's rear when its filled to the brim with Andrew's splooge!

Can be used as a noun and verb.
Look at all those fags man, theres a huge 69 design!
by Tad, Esq. December 24, 2008
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69 test

The 69 Test is applied to books. The reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. That word is what that they will scream the next time that they have sex. The alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.
Dude, what's the 69 Test for the health book?
Either Vagina or Breasts, depending on your method.
by NotAnImposter February 18, 2014
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pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014
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