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Being constantly fascinated with and involved in the sex position 69. Mentioned in the SNL short 'Roy Rules.'

The term is derived from the saying stores use to let people know they are always available 'Open 24/7.' In the same way 24 7 69 lets people know you are always available for some hardcore 69ing if you are not already doing the sensual act.
Wilson: Hey, how come I never see your roommate around?

Andrew: Oh! Its because he follows the lifestyle known as 24 7 69!

Wilson: What's that?

Andrew: Why don't you open his door and find out?

(door is opened upon Andrew's roommate Ignatio 69ing with an obese woman wearing a paper bag with a picture of Wilson's face on it)

Wilson: Oh GAWD!!!!! (cries out of pure trauma)
by UNOWN31 June 29, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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