wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022

Wonkify

To make something incredibly related to Willy wonka or to add some jazz to a non fun word.

Your candy is terrible. let’s wonkify it

by Hutchhaven August 8, 2022

wonkkerdoodle

Noun: best friend or close friend.

Gracie is my wonkkerdoodle!

by janusthegreat August 9, 2022

Wonkadiculous

Ridiculously wonky

The that was wonkadiculous!

by oodnaR September 8, 2022

WonkyCat

Someone who is never wrong.

You suck and I'm right because I'm WonkyCat

by UpsideDownFish September 26, 2022

Wonky

Completely fucked up and or barely functioning

Ashley: excuse me sir I can’t run today my ankles are wonky

Instructor: what the fuck does that even mean Ashley ?

by Rubi September 29, 2022

wonkum

An adjective to use if something is crazy, bonkers, or anything in that connotation, normally followed by ash, asf, etc.

Bobby: Did you get the review for the math test?
John: Yea it looks wonkum as fuck.

by blur1215 September 29, 2022