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wankerdoodle 

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.
Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.
wankerdoodle by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006
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Wankerdoodle 

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie
Wankerdoodle by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

wankerdoodles 

A slur against individuals who wear pipperdoodles.
"Did you see Bachira and Chigiri the other day?"
"They're such wankerdoodles."

wankerdoodle 

Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.
wankerdoodle by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011

wankerdoodle 

An erect penis that won't get any loving. So a guy has to 'Wank' off his 'Doodle'.
Laid in bed alone after a massive erection late at night, 'So I had to take care of my Wankerdoodle myself '.
wankerdoodle by AppleApfelNomNom February 23, 2017

wankerdoodle 

Mao got in trouble once again because of the wankerdoodle.
wankerdoodle by Boosa January 5, 2017
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