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Klondike bar 

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
Klondike bar by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
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Gongloff Bar 

n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.

v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.
I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!

He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.

pussy bar 

A strip joint where the dancers go bottomless. Not to be confused with a titty bar, which generally are only topless.
John wanted to go to the titty bar, but I said, "Fuck that shit! We're going to the pussy bar."
pussy bar by bareback rider September 9, 2010

get a bar 

A term originated in California meaning to get,hear,taste, some of something.
1)Damn gangsta did you get a bar of that new e-40 Cd yet??? Blood That shit is knockin!!!

2)Damn! didn't sergio get a bar from tinisha too?

3)Let cha brimfolks get a bar of dat sandwich.
get a bar by Mackmeezy February 24, 2007

Roseville Bar Douche 

Term recently made famous by the Blobots describes the group of males that flood the bars in Roseville (near Sacramento, CA) that never get laid and act like a guid. They usually have cocaine that's pure and glasses Dior. Constantly getting DUI's on their way to 80 saving the non-fags from Folsom the safe intoxicated drive home.
I'm a big douche at the Rosville bars. (roseville bar douche)

Soul Bar 

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

Varies from the common soul patch in that instead of simply being a nondescript, unshaped patch, the soul bar is a carefully trimmed horizontal line composed of meticulously taken care of bristle extending directly below the lower lip.
Kid 1- Yo kid, look at Neesh Dawg flirt up them ladies. How does he do it?!

Kid 2-IT'S THE SOUL BARRR.
Soul Bar by TheBossLord March 17, 2009