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Dumfries
The largest town - and administrative capital - of south-west Scotland.
A once pleasant market town, Dumfries is now colonised by weegies, rich Anglo settlers and Luftwaffe-trained seagulls. Every July the town stages an annual festival called 'Guid Nychburris' (Good Neighbours.) This, however, is merely an excuse for the town's dwellers to engage in the modern British pasttimes of excessive drinking, street violence and unplanned procreation. It is to be avoided at all costs.
The town's only saving graces are Queen of the South FC and the proximity of the beautiful Galloway countryside.
A once pleasant market town, Dumfries is now colonised by weegies, rich Anglo settlers and Luftwaffe-trained seagulls. Every July the town stages an annual festival called 'Guid Nychburris' (Good Neighbours.) This, however, is merely an excuse for the town's dwellers to engage in the modern British pasttimes of excessive drinking, street violence and unplanned procreation. It is to be avoided at all costs.
The town's only saving graces are Queen of the South FC and the proximity of the beautiful Galloway countryside.
"Have you been to Dumfries yet, Mr Wint?"
"No, Mr Kidd, my friends have informed me that in recent years it has become somewhat of a Netto Ghetto"
"No, Mr Kidd, my friends have informed me that in recent years it has become somewhat of a Netto Ghetto"
Dumfries by Rabbi Burns April 16, 2009
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DUMFRIES ACADEMY
A homophoic school that cares about nothing but themselves, All the staff are big narcissistic bitches that care 0% about students mental health. All they care about is the awards they get for the school luring in more depressed kids that's already have no will to live. The school only does stuff for Money and Awards and they are getting away with it.
Dumfries Academy: puts up pride flag -upside down-
(Two days later)
DA: takes flag down cause they didn't win the Pride Award
(Two days later)
DA: takes flag down cause they didn't win the Pride Award
DUMFRIES ACADEMY by My pseudonmy May 3, 2022
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Denzel Dumfries
The sexiest most unspoken black man of all time not only is he sexually attractive and great at football but I’ve heard that his penis is massive too.
Denzel Dumfries by Nutnut6 December 21, 2024
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