A mad place in Scotland where water (river) divides the neds from normal humans
I live in Dumfires... the normal side!
by telf January 23, 2004
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The largest town - and administrative capital - of south-west Scotland.

A once pleasant market town, Dumfries is now colonised by weegies, rich Anglo settlers and Luftwaffe-trained seagulls. Every July the town stages an annual festival called 'Guid Nychburris' (Good Neighbours.) This, however, is merely an excuse for the town's dwellers to engage in the modern British pasttimes of excessive drinking, street violence and unplanned procreation. It is to be avoided at all costs.

The town's only saving graces are Queen of the South FC and the proximity of the beautiful Galloway countryside.
"Have you been to Dumfries yet, Mr Wint?"

"No, Mr Kidd, my friends have informed me that in recent years it has become somewhat of a Netto Ghetto"
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When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.
Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?
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a type of hard bread roll used as a staple ration for those getting off the muck
"Is this a Dumfries bam or a meringue?"

"No, you were right the first time."
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