Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.

Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.

by Aspirex November 20, 2005

swingle

a fast runner

Look at that swingle it is like he flew right past us.

by Smitty134 September 17, 2010

Singleberg

Someone who is a good contact hitter, but only has warning track power. Even with a 30 MPH wind at their back, they still struggle to hit anything but singles.

I have a friend, Singleberg, he cant hit home runs.

by payam's brother August 10, 2007

singlestud

A single guy who can't find a girlfriend or one-night stand. He resorts to masturbation as his only form of pleasure.

David proved to his colorado buddies that he was the ultimate singlestud by going home alone every night and not by choice.

by Mr. Little January 14, 2008

singleite

n. Derived (yet distinct) from the term "socialite". a socially prominent person who is single. "Socially prominent" is to be active, well-known or standing out in social gatherings, such as parties, events, the nightlife scene (bars, lounges, nightclubs), etc. And to be "single" means having your Facebook status be "Single"--not "It's complicated" or "In an Open Relationship"--whether it's true or not.

Seattle's most eligible (or eager) singleites can be spotted at the hottest parties.

by The Singleite January 13, 2011

Singleton Cheeks

Sunken in cheeks as a result of methamphetamine use. The first visible sign that a person uses methamphetamine due to loss of appetite and consequent loss of muscle tissue and fat in the face. The longer the use, the more pronounced the vertical indentation to the cheek. Eyes that appear to be "bugged" out, visible sores from picking at the skin, and loss of teeth develop after the appearance of Singleton cheeks.

It's obvious that guy is a meth addict, look at his Singleton cheeks.

by Street Sweeper December 7, 2012

Singleton day

It's on the 7th of April and it's like valentines day but for single people and other singletons by the favourite singleton a gift

Happy singleton day to all the single people out there

by Barbie98 February 14, 2015