Microscope

a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

by ojiru March 25, 2008

microwaving

When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.

"dude i got guitar hero"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"

by paul read May 10, 2009

Reverse Microwave

A sexual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her vagina until it is below 32 degrees Fairenheit.

Dude, I reverse microwaved that girl. My dick got frostbite.

by diddydubs November 1, 2011

macrovaginal disorder

An affliction where a woman's vagina is abnormally large or gaping.

My girlfriend's macrovaginal disorder made me feel like less of a man.

Continued fisting caused MVD (Macrovaginal Disorder) in my girlfriend.

You don't want to date her, she has macrovaginal disorder.

by Dutch Pie April 14, 2014

microb

japneese salad referred to in "South Park" as a swear word. Most likely doesn't exist

Mmmmm, I could go for a bowl of microb.

by abc October 19, 2004

Microbrew Monday

A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.

Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass

Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!

Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!

by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011