Fap Master

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap Master is the middle most level of fapping. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap Master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master's hand.

Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap?
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!

by Dash Random October 27, 2010

milk master

going down on a guy/girl and making them cum in record time

This girl came to my house last night and she was a total milk master.

by Strawberry Chocolate November 30, 2014

Hook Master

Hook Master = Master of "Hook Wrestling" (or Hook Fighting) aka "Catch Wrestling", usually known today as "Submission Wrestling". In its purest form, Submission Wrestling has NO points, NO rounds and NO time limits. Two grapplers wrestle until one "gives up" or "submits", either voluntarily, or by knock out (eg, passing out from a choke hold).

Hook/Catch/Submission WRESTLING or GRAPPLING uses NO strikes whatsoever, but Hook/Catch/Submission FIGHTING does (puncing, kicking, knees, elbows, headbutts).

Replaces outdated "hooker", which, since the civil war came to mean "prostitute". See HOOKER.

Mr. Goven is a Hook Master. Start a fight with him and you will likely end up unconscious!

by The Grapplin' Chaplain August 10, 2006

Clue Master

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.

The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !

by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009

Harbor master

The guy who officiates a docking practice.

Hey guys, let's shove our dicks into each other's foreskin!
Wait, we need a harbor master!

by TheHarborMaster February 11, 2015

cabin master

A cabin master, a teenage boy. Talks to girls that are much older than him weekly and then invites them to his abandoned cabin in the woods to "have fun". The cabin master even has a calendar on which he marks the dates on which the females are to visit his fun house.

Jenny: oh hey the cabin master invited me to the fun house tonight

Sarah: oh fun!

Jenny: I've never been there before

Sarah: trust me. It's a real fun time

by XXCABINMASTER69XX August 2, 2017

Tomb Master

Funeral working staff who take part in the handling of the dead
e.g Security guards for the graveyard
Embalmers
Coffin makers

The Tomb Masters worked hard to prepare the body for the funeral

by BreadHandler April 17, 2020