text massage

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

by VPforVP September 23, 2012

Massimo

A super sweet guy that many desire but not many can have. He's everything that a girl could ever want. Whoever gets him is lucky and they should never let him go!

"Omg is she dating massimo?"
-"yes"

"She's lucky to have him!"

by Angel2124 August 21, 2016

Massachusetts Clam Chowder

The act of saving your cum, pouring it into your partner's vagina. Putting oyster crackers and eating it with a spoon.

"Ah man! My boyfriend gave me a Massachusetts Clam Chowder last night!"

by TheChowderExpert March 11, 2015

Milk Massous

A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.

Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Massachusetts

Most dencely populated per square mile state in the northeast. Known for the Redsox, Patriots, bad drivers, highways with two different names (128 is I-95, for all you out-of-staters), Dunkin Donuts, wicked bad gramma, friggin cold winters, wicked hot summers, unpredictable weather, and people who hate the New York Yankees.

I'm from Boston Massachusetts and I drive betta than you.

by Steve1988 September 27, 2005

Massive Monster Mamma Jam

Something you need to bust in order to beat the devil in a rock-off

What Kage and Jables had to play so Kage wouldn't get taken to hell to be the Devil's sex slave.

"He Gonna make ya his sex slave.
You're gonna gargle mayonaisse.
Uness we bust a massive monster mamma jam."

by The Conway July 15, 2009

Masstexterbate

To send out a mass text and subsequently put the cell phone in your pants receiving pleasure from the vibrations of the replies.

Karen was lonely so she texted all her friends what they thought of the Jonas Brothers so she could masstexterbate from the replies.

by bellster227 August 9, 2009