Just Going With The Plays That Are Called

A phrase that could be used in any context to avoid an icky situation. Used by Terrell Owens

Reporter: Do you feel like you are being used correctly?
Terrell Owens: I'm just going with the plays that are called.

Guy #1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Guy #2: Just going with the plays that are called.

Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Just going with the plays that are called.

by WTH? TO October 1, 2009

Just moss

When somebody is doing something idiotic or outlandish, and you wish for them to return to a normal state of mind, you command them to just moss.

Freak: OMG teh cops are here

Guy: Guy, just moss

by Possibly_Jesus December 8, 2009

Just Mute It Mates

Also known as JMIM, Just Mute It Mates is used to address a specific audience commenting on a video in which an unnecessary, unwanted song is playing during the video. This phrase is used to acknowledge that you dislike the song without aggressively insulting the creator of the video.

Commenter 1: Cheers for making these vids man, but like other people have commented, this music is pretty unbearable.

Commenter 2: Redo this with better and less profane music. Great and really helpful video though!

Commenter 3: Just Mute It Mates.

by rfry11 August 10, 2010

Just One Pump

The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.

This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.

It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.

*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!

by MVCrew16 January 9, 2014

just take a break january

after the long grueling month of Destroy Dick December you can enjoy Just Take A Break January

after day 31 of destroy dick december i am ready to start just take a break january

by aceofspades8 November 29, 2017

Just the FAX, Ma'am

What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.

Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

Just Sam

A regular guy who thinks he's funny and occasionally can be, can also be a bit obnoxious

- "who's this guy then?"
--"oh that's just Sam"
-"Sam who?"
--"no just Sam"

by Emxlyyyy February 9, 2019