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Hump Seizure

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax
by humpseizure September 14, 2018
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video hump

The act of video chatting with the opposite sex while you both masturbate.
Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2 : Nothing really just video humped Christina.
by Itsalltooeasy December 13, 2016
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Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow
by Fwaxll February 13, 2023
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hump possition

This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD
Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!
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HHNE Hump

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.
1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"
by phoenixkidgabe December 30, 2013
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Dry hump day

by 4pfgangang_354 May 1, 2019
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pudding humping

Humping large/fat women or large/fat men.
by hypnus July 16, 2014
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