Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.

Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!

by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024

violent hump

Thrust so powerful it causes bleeding for the person on the receiving end

I'm so tore from your violent hump. I'm never going to be able to have sex again.

by carpoolboy July 31, 2016

Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.

I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.

by sneakysausage February 6, 2015

Jump Hump

A fucking weird three way.

Want to help me jump hump my girlfriend.

by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022

National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything

Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day

by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019

Hump day

Every Wednesday is national send a booty pic day

It’s hump day so send a booty pic

by Pissrocket March 24, 2021

Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.

I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.

by C-Ballz August 7, 2017