Lalani-Frank Conjecture 

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"

(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.

Lalani-Frank Conjecture by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011

Lisa Frank 

Grown-ass man that sends you Facebook Stickers.

Lisa Frank over there needs to chill with the FB stickers already.

Lisa Frank by ejectorset April 27, 2013

ze frank 

A dog so totally awesome, he is a French cook. Who is French

That dog is totally Ze Frank.

ze frank by Ze Frank September 17, 2013

portland frank 

The name given to using your penis like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on Jackass 3.5

I woke up the next morning with mustard on my penis, I must have made a portland frank last night.

portland frank by Prince Radames November 22, 2011

Fenway Frank 

When a man takes a hot hotdog right off the grill and shoves it up his ass without second thought.

"Boy oh boy! My asshole is blistered and dripping with blood after that Fenway Frank!"

Fenway Frank by LeFrance July 20, 2018

fucking frank 

A term used to describe a specific scene/character/device in an otherwise good movie/play/tv show which is boring, out of place, makes no sense or screws up the pacing. Used most commonly in musical theatre to describe a bad song or dance number.

It is derived from a scene in the 70's musical The Rocky Horror Pictures Showwhere one of the lead characters sings a five minute long uninteresting tourch song after having had sex with another character named Frank. It was completely out of line with the rest of the movie/play and was later cut out of the film. Although it remains in the stage verson and is still known as the worst song in show.

person 1: Man, that was a good movie but they were fucking frank durring that one scene. They should have cut it.
person 2: yeah, frank's ass was pretty soar at the end of that one.

person 2: the play is really coming together but I still feel like we are fucking frank in scene 8.
person 2: don't worry, we'll get it together before opening night.

fucking frank by soulinite July 9, 2006

Fake Frank 

Frank Frank is an antagonist who appears in The Filthy Frank Show, and plays a major role in the "Lore" of the show.

When the Dark Lord, Chin-Chin, banished the real Filthy Frank to a realm known as the Rice Fields, he was later replaced by an impostor, better known as "Fake Frank". Fake Frank was a worshiper of Chin-Chin who was paid in Chromosomes by the Dark Lord to set up the illusion that everything was normal.

Fake Frank made casual appearances in multiple videos on the show from 2015-2016, impersonating the real Filthy Frank. He is identical in appearance to the real Filthy Frank, as they are portrayed by the same actor. However, the imposter wears sunglasses and an aviator hat.

Frank's friends eventually became aware that the Filthy Frank among them was an imposter. They set of on an adventure to find the real Filthy Frank. After successfully traveling to the Rice Fields, the "Real Frank" was found. Fake Frank assisted Chin-Chin in the battle against the Real Frank at Jew Central, New York. However, Fake Frank was roasted and killed by Neggi Generation 3000

"I just saw "Human Cake". So are Maxmoefoe and Filthy Frank official married?"

"No, that wasn't the real Filthy Frank; it was Fake Frank."

"Oh, the guy from the Lore?"

"Yeah. He wears sunglasses and the aviator hat."

Fake Frank by Irony ObamaCare December 7, 2016