franking

liking/having a crush on somebody because you have no other options.

A: I think I might have a crush on this guy in my friend group.
B: Yeah because he’s literally the only guy there. You’re just franking, trust me.

by maneater March 15, 2021

franking

A creepy stare. Typically exerted by an overly helpful neighbor that likely wants to bang you. Think peeping tom'ish.

I was doing the dishes in my bathrobe when I look out my window and see this dude totally franking me.

by unscathed_baby_chick October 1, 2013

franking

When you start to have a crush on someone but they’re also your only option/ the only person giving you attention.

(Comes from the story of Anne Frank who had a crush on the only other boy that she knew)

Girl 1: I have the biggest crush on Aaron right now
Girl 2: I think you’re just franking for him cause he’s not that cute

by halloween socks August 8, 2021

franking

franking is when you massage your own prostate while fapping upside down

flapping and frapping weren't doing it for aardvark, so he decided franking was a better idea.

by aristes August 23, 2010

franking

What I do to your mom an a daily basis

Dude you know that I frank your mom like everyday right?

by Stephan Baldwin September 28, 2004

franking

A sexual action. It involves three men giving a woman a dirty snachez, a spiderman, and abe lincoln. JSA forever!!!!!!!!

Dude I franked your mom last night with Hot Sauce and Damien.

by Martin September 14, 2006

franking

Franking privilege, typically granted to certain elected officials by a government, including members of congress, is the privilege to send mail for free.

A franking privileged person adds his or her signature or a facsimile thereof to the upper right corner of a letter or parcel in lieu of a postage stamp.

The practice dates back to the seventeenth-century British House of Commons.

franking privilege, governmental franking, private franking

by Willard Parker August 22, 2007