boast

1. (n) shat.

2. (v) to shat.

1. Alright, alright.. I'll clean the boast of the floor, but you're doing it next time.

2. Mr. Fuller is boasting all over the floor...AGAIN!
2. Did you boast in the mailbox?

by Mahalie April 11, 2005

Bam margera message board

bam is gay but he is sexy...fuck bam

he is a gay fag wad umm but we all watn to rape him

by i want your man meat trunchen April 8, 2004

Boas

Someone on RuneScape who dies very easily.

Omg, I'm such a Boas, I got owned.

by UnknownScaper August 12, 2007

boast

Previously defined in Merriam-Webster's Unabridged Dictionary as "to say or tell something to give others a high opinion of one." It applies to Urban Dictionary in the sense of many useless humans attempting to make new terms in the form of their own names and typing in useless comments about themselves. One can only guess that they do this in order to receive validation and/or seek validation by the rest of the population.

Sarah had such piss-poor self-esteem that she had to go on a what was once good site like Urban Dictionary to boast about herself and make others think she is actually a decent human.

by Andromeda1232 January 17, 2009

board

A sinlge white male who inhabits in the same town for his whole life. He says he can drink 23 beer but he can only drink 5. His nights are spent with 8 guys drinking beer and bashing females. He lives on ICQ and does donuts in his computer chair.
His catch phrase is "Hands off my brownie!". He wear hats only on Saturdays.

Man that guy's hat is on backwards on a Saturday he is pulling a Board.

by Tristy Baby June 5, 2003

Boarding diarrhea

A very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) Handing your boarding pass to the gate agent
and;
b) Taking your seat on a commercial airliner.

"Well, I was just getting on Onur Air flight 711 to Dalaman when I suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!"

by Sheeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnzzzzzz December 9, 2008

feet board

usually known as skateboard... but because of the fingerboards, evolving into a handboards, i think handboards will evolve into a feetboard where you can use your feet to play.

i'm a fucking feetboarder! what is a skateboard?

by curved shit August 13, 2003