socks on the teeth

When you drink too much tonic water and your teeth feel like they are wearing socks.

I feel like I have socks on the teeth

by Wilketeeth December 15, 2017

Spocket

Anyone who says the word "Spocket", is indeed a Spocket.

"You're a Spocket, which means I am the actual Spocket"
"Im a hoe, a.k.a a Spocket

by lodygewffuhje May 3, 2018

Socks

A piece of cloth used to suffocate a body part and cause a large amount of sweat to form in order to produce a toxic like substance between toes.

Adam and Eve were in the garden, they ate the apple and then God came down and gave them socks as punishment.

by truely sass February 21, 2018

Socks

I need to get real here chief, if you don't know what a sock is I don't think you're old enough to use the internet

Fun Fact: if you wear sock in reverse the whole universe is wearing your socks except for you

by Rae_Ryuko July 21, 2018

Spock and Watson

Refers to instances where you get similar-sounding names of famous people mixed up.

I have Spock and Watson confusion --- I call Mr. Spock for pediatric advice, and summon Doctor Spock to the bridge of the USS Enterprise; I also approach Mr. Watson for referrals to da Great Baker Street Detective, and ask Dr. Watson for assistance in perfecting my telephone.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

sockstitute

One who trades sexual favors for socks. Boyscout socks are traded for currency among campers across the country. Young girls would kiss or flirt with Boy Scouts at camps in order to acquire their rare, standard-issue socks.

Kate: I used to flirt with Boy Scouts at my camp in order to get their socks.

Lou: You were a sockstitute?!?! Weird flex, but ok...

by HottieDownTheHall November 4, 2018

socksophobia

We say socksophobia when someone has a creepy obsession over a bear socks. This symptom is caused when someone gets a brainwash by fortnite normies

Ashley: I love socks!
Me: You have socksophobia!

by Wooshi Woochi Woomchi December 12, 2018