One who trades sexual favors for socks. Boyscout socks are traded for currency among campers across the country. Young girls would kiss or flirt with Boy Scouts at camps in order to acquire their rare, standard-issue socks.
Kate: I used to flirt with Boy Scouts at my camp in order to get their socks.
Lou: You were a sockstitute?!?! Weird flex, but ok...
Lou: You were a sockstitute?!?! Weird flex, but ok...
by HottieDownTheHall November 04, 2018