one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Octavia Loreno Spencer Needs TO Be Cthulhu For Behemoth Before 04/05/2025

Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs TO Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025

Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs TO Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 04, 2025

Octavia Loreno Spencer Needs To Be Cthulhu For Behemoth Before 04/05/2025

Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025

Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 04, 2025

Beer needs a beer

Beer needs a beer is a good song! It's like a beer drinking a beer to a six pack of beers!

A Beer needs a Beer!

Beer: Grab a beer!

*Grab a beer and drinks it!

*Grabs a six pack of beer!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2023

Much needed

A made up adjective white women use on Facebook to emphasize the perceived importance of an activity they are posting about, usually involving a vacation or spending time with family or friends. Meant to convey how busy the woman’s life is (hence why this activity was “much needed”), as well as how much the people tagged in the post mean to her/how it makes her look that these people are voluntarily included in her busy life. Every sentence in a “much needed” post ends in an exclamation point.

A much needed family movie night! The perfect way to end our first week back at work after our much needed 2-week trip to Cabo! Hope Ashley and Josh can join us next month on our much needed winery weekend! It can’t come soon enough!

by Gloria in te domine May 22, 2022

You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

🌈 🦄 🪩 ✨

Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 29, 2024

You Need That?

Someone wants to fight you, also known as “you need that fade” or asking if you are “trying to catch a fade”

Daequan: Aye bro give me back my stuff
Kyle: Nah bro im still using it

Daequan: Bro its been a month, I need it now
Kyle: Screw that

Daequan: Really? You need that?

by That guy who makes stuff up May 30, 2025