Junior MENt

When you walk into a room full of eligible black men, but they are all gay.

Woman 1-"Girl, I'm moving to ATL to find me a man."

Woman 2-"More like GAY-TL, you know that city is full of Junior MENts!"

by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010

Junior Garcia

A huge cockosaurus rex. Also refered to as sausage. Is overly attractive and can evolve into a wolf. Lives in a pack with crazy people, but runs away often. Can lift more weight than anyone on the planet and has true romance.

I wish I were Junior Garcia.
A Junior Garcia pwns everyone.

by taranovaextream July 9, 2010

jumbonormous

A combination of Jumbo and Enormous

Wow, that stripper's breasts are jumbonormous!

by Global Smack December 4, 2010

jumbo snatching

1. a man who exclusively goes after fat chicks, 100 fat chicks or 10 really fat chicks
2. a word that you use to confound someone and make them do a double take and say, "wait, what?"

Steve is a jumbo snatcher have you seen his last 100 hook ups, or more shocking his last 10?
Jon, "Chris you must do a lot of jumbo snatching!"
Chris, "wait, what?"

by Jpi_you_so_fly November 1, 2010

Junior Blue

A Junior Blue is a Rooster

What is a Washburn Rural Junior Blue (other than a stupid mascot)?

WHO ARE WE?! -- Roosters!

by 51 Cal. August 7, 2011

Jaunbo

A person that is very clumsy , maybe a little a dumb at times. Has a great since of humor but has really bad body odor. Jaunbo is constantly made fun of because they are so clueless to whats going on in the world.

me: hey can you hand me a screw driver?

you: what is that? i didnt know a screw could drive???

me: ugh your such a jaunbo!!

by jaunbo August 24, 2011

Junior Juice

Either Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, or Amp Energy drank depending on preference, named for Dale Earnhardt Junior's sponsorship By Mountain Dew and Amp Energy

Dude1: "I'm thirsty, imma go grab a junior juice outta yo fridge"
Dude2: "Grab me one too, jabroni"

by BonersGo September 30, 2011