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Flat Earth

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.
Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth
by PomuHub September 7, 2021
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Flat bike

When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.
Want me to give you a flat bike?
by misty578 January 23, 2016
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FLAT

by SUCKMYDICK(SAHIB) August 24, 2021
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Flat

Naomi is flat
by The biggest boomer April 21, 2020
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Flat

Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
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flat footing

When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.
He literally started flat footing my dick bro.
by slayhennysx July 19, 2023
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flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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