five second rule of texting

The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.

I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.

by Piledriver10000 February 29, 2016

Half your age plus five

Same as Half your age plus seven, but is the rule in Tasmania.

Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.

by yourfriendlyearthmover1 October 28, 2010

fivehead

A grossly immense forehead, capable of reflecting enough sunlight to blind someone, or play movies onto.

by Truth April 18, 2003

low five

when two guys slap their penises together, intentionally or unintentionally. usually occurs in tight, naked places such as a locker room

tom and ben turned around at the same time in the locker room and accidentally gave each other a low five.

by TallPeniz April 23, 2011

duty free high five

A high five given to an employee at a duty free store. This can be done anywhere at the store, but it is preferred that the act be performed at the drive-thru window (if it has one). No purchase of duty free goods is required.

Etymology: The term was coined by David Snyder on January 1, 2006 in Niagra Falls, Canada on a road trip to see Niagra Falls. It turns out that this is the only exciting thing to do in Niagra Falls, especially if you are not 19-years-of-age.

Let's drive up to the window and get a duty free high five from that guy.

by improviduto January 2, 2006

Five head

like a fore head except WAY bigger, thats why its called a five head

hey look at that girl in math, she gots a five head.

by Gavin (put on by alex) February 11, 2004

Eight Five

Distortion of the truth way beyond belief and or An Absolute Avalanche of Bullshit.
Eight Five is also known in numerical values as shown in the formula below:
(8 or eight)+ (5 or five) = "Absolute bullshit" or eightfive or 85.
85 is generally used when stories of extreme sports are involved.

Dude that was the biggest load of crap Ive ever heard, yeah massive "eight five"

Dude I jumped the grand canyon on a unicycle, 85 85 85 85 85
Eight fucking five

by XOBHCNUL February 6, 2008