Basterbate

When you baste your penis with a turkey baster while masterbating.

Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!

by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021

basterd

TIS Business Department

The basterd put alot of mistakes in the optional worksheet

by SomeOldMate November 17, 2021

basterise

To damage or wreck and object or speech

She basterised my reputation when she lied about my sexual orientation

by Boss-ette September 13, 2022

racist basterd

a karen or a person who discrimenates black or white people and is too stupid to give any good reasons

bitch you are a stupid racist basterd

by crazyy bom February 9, 2021

bacterialogical

similar to biological but only for people who used to play proffesional football and are complete retards.

Bill C:suppose there was to be a nuclear or bacterialogical attack on downtown chattanooga.
audience:...retard

by Will Enz January 17, 2008

banter is flying

When people giving eachother banter

Person a: Sami garcias mum has a hairy vagina.
Sami: Your mums pussy is still vigbrating from last night mate.
Person B: ooo boyyy banter is flying.

by Mitch180691 April 13, 2008

banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009