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Sebastian

Sebastians think that they are awesome, whether they are or not. Some Sebastians are just obnoxious, while others have actual potential. Though Sebastians are generally good-looking, the mean ones will be horrible and crotchety in their old age, and as the years go by their penises will get smaller and smaller until approximately the size of a pea. This all depends on the niceness of your Sebastian. If he isn't a douche-bag, his penis may get even larger over time. Pick your Sebastian wisely!
Whao, that Sebastian is hot, but his penis is smaller than a thumbtack!

That guy is so nice...what a Sebastian.
by Everysinglecolor September 11, 2011
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Sebastian

Dude you’re such a fu@$&ing Sebastian
by Balllicker5000 November 1, 2017
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mariner of the seas

The most amazing cruise ship for teens. With the best food, people, and everything else. Your not cool unless you go on this ship, you will never ferget the people you will meet.
Mariner of the seas is so fucking awsome
by ME March 31, 2005
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seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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Sebastian

One who is whipped repeatedly by his girlfriend before getting his trashcan raided.
"Damn dude, those raccoons made you look like a Sebastian"
by PimpedKoala August 16, 2016
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Sebastian

Oh hey its sebastian!
Yeah the gayest kid in school!
by SirSpooks November 30, 2021
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Season

to change, to add to, or to spice things up.
Why don't we season this party?
by S.A.K. June 24, 2005
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