A meterelogocal phenomenon that occurs at sea. Describes a short period when a ship is surrounded by heavy wind and rain in every compass direction. Leaving sailors soaking wet and often humilated. Often occurs on the Newfoundland Grand Banks.
Ronnie: Jesus Christ! Where did all this wind and rain come from?
Skipper: Lord Jesus Ronnie! Get off the deck! We're stuck in the middle of a Mariner's Bukkake!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.