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poke

The street term for the prescription drug Viagra. Most commonly ingested or snorted.
Yo dawg can you hook me up with some POKE i can't get it up.
by Anonymous June 7, 2003
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poke with fish

in cherokee culture, the way of mating....no seriously. im not kidding. go look it up on google or something. and YES that is how u can have sex. dont believe me? go poke somebody with a fish and see what happens! yeah see, you dont wantndo it. thats cuz your afraid im right! ha-ha-freakin-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway what im trying to say is, dont poke people with fish. it could have disastrous consequences. however, feel free to poke yourself w a fish, cuz i want 2 know what would happen
1.
boy: hey look a trout. maybe i'll poke with fish.
girl: get that freakin thing away from me! u ain't my baby daddy!
boy:(pokes anyway, cuz hes a total ass)
girl: crap. thats the third time this week.
(camera zooms out and we see 3 babies sitting around her)
girl: i cannot believe you just freaking fish-raped me!
2.
go poke urself with a fish! i hate u!!!
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pokeanus

when you engaged in anal sex with a male or female
"My and my wife had goo pokeanus sex last night."
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Poke War

Two Guy Friends who immediately become enemies after entering an intense "anything goes" battle to see who can sleep with an attractive female first.

"Poke" being used here as a term for casual sex.
Person: Why does it seem like Thomas and John suddenly hate each other?

Person 2: Oh they are in a Poke War for the new girl in the office.
by pooperscooperforeveryandever November 29, 2010
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pakes

pan + cakes = pakes. Clearly pancakes is too long thus creating the shortened version of pake or when in more than one pakes.
Dude Ihop has the most amazing pakes ever.
by eaglecom93 July 29, 2009
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poké-con

Pokemon. A popular Japanese trading card game and animatedseries.
I sold all my poké-con cards to the most clueless kid on the block.
by teh pope July 27, 2004
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poke smot

a retard phrase 4 ppl that are trying to say i smoke pot while stoned
o poke smot u doofis what so u think this is..........ehhhh what are those handcuffs 4?
by lauren frazier March 22, 2003
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