Mitchell

The most awesome person in the universe.Any person named Mitchell is great at everything ever. Nothing is more powerful then a Mitchell except for Chuck Norris,but it's a close call.
Mitchells are also incredibly attractive.

"Wow! Mitchell just ripped apart a Whale shark with his bare hands!

by gaogfhgbhsaob May 1, 2010

mittens

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 August 23, 2006

Mitzy

A very beautiful and caring woman. Beauty poise and heart all rolled onto one amazing package. To know a Mitzy means you have lived a happy life.

I want my son to marry a Mitzy. To know Mitzy means you have lived

by Alarm man May 28, 2018

shit mitten

When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.

The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.

Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.

LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."

by rotfloling April 12, 2009

Mitchel

Is an awsome person who is liked by everyone and who is admired by everyone

'I want to be a mitchel'

'Mitchels are so great'

by agent perry December 4, 2011

Bong Mitzvah

Having a killer blaze session with a bong.

Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!

-Pineapple Express

by Zach The Magical Hobo July 19, 2009

mitties

plain and simple... man titties.

My english teacher gots some mitties.

by Derek Hawkins January 20, 2009