Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!

The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023

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ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."

by karpis March 11, 2014

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ming

a something an individual would call somebody who they have had sexual intercourse with

him: that one of my mings

her: hym
him: i be fucking her

by igotsomegooddefs December 11, 2019

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Minge

A funny name for a woman's vagina most commonly used in the UK or England.

"Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"

" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

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