I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge
by Jammy66 August 17, 2021
by Jammy66 August 17, 2021
Maff’s favourite hangover place, he would sell his soul for a foot long, one day he’ll realise he can make sandwiches at home though. Maff can be heard shouting at his phone ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING SANDWICH, but it is.
1. I’m hungover someone get me a subway
2. “Where’s Maff”, “he’s buggering himself With a frozen subway”
2. “Where’s Maff”, “he’s buggering himself With a frozen subway”
by Jammy66 May 23, 2020