Jammy66's definitions

Mustard minge

Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard

I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

Kerry's kebab

The Niagara falls of jelly fish slapping

Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

Subway

Maff’s favourite hangover place, he would sell his soul for a foot long, one day he’ll realise he can make sandwiches at home though. Maff can be heard shouting at his phone ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING SANDWICH, but it is.

1. I’m hungover someone get me a subway

2. “Where’s Maff”, “he’s buggering himself With a frozen subway”

by Jammy66 May 23, 2020