I kill myself

An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.

Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."

by chausies July 10, 2021

i could kill for a

i would kill somebody or something for this item because i’m so desperate

i could kill for a milkshake right not

by mmmmmmmmggggggggg February 12, 2018

maneuver kill

An air combat term for losing a pursuer in such a way that the attacker is killed by crashing in an attempt to keep following the defender.

When a fighter has been in production for long enough, you can bet its record will include at least one maneuver kill.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

If it bleeds, we can kill it

Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.

Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.

Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.

(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

by Soul-Demon November 1, 2008

We all die you either kill yourself or get killed

Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do

vines

We all die you either kill yourself or get killed

oh yee i luv dat vine

by gnawy02 February 17, 2019

Murder Death Kill

Murder Death Kill was a term coined in the 1993 action film Demolition Man. The term was used to describe a homicide. The film was set in an age where homicide was a very unusual thing, which is presumably why the term iterates the fact repeatedly.

Taken from the Demolition Man film:

"We can just wait for another code to go red. And when Phoenix performs another Murder Death Kill, we'll know exactly where to pounce."

by Adam Pollock May 12, 2007

clutch kill

The game-saving kill that makes the difference between losing and winning the match, often occurs in the very last seconds of a game or in overtime

With 2 seconds left on the clock, Buckwheat pulls off a clutch kill, winning the game for his team by a single point.

by whydammitwhy January 8, 2010