The fear of making out in a very tight place. usually causes tightness in chest, sweating, and panic. most places that bring the claustrofuckbbic person to the edge of sanity are: port a johns, closets, and the back seats of yugo cars.
Damn charles, you gotta get a new car!!! Doing it in this 1973 ford pinto makes me freakin CLAUSTROFUCKBIC!!!!!!
by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009
Get the claustrofuckbic mug.A full body cast that is worn for a lifetime. Used in the event of a terrible accident or the lack thereof a skeletal structure.
Our uncle was in a clast after the motorcycle accident. Thanks to the clast, he lived a productive life.
by Sandy December 20, 2004
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When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:
Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.
Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.
Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.
Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.
Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.
Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.
Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010
Get the Cloust Infection mug.Verb. To subtly add an article or clause to an agreement, contract or bill without the notice or recognition of the other party.
Rueben: *sob sob sob* "Baby come back to me! I'll give you anything!"
Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Take me out on dates!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
*later*
Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!"
Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."
Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Take me out on dates!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
*later*
Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!"
Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."
by tickalishhh December 16, 2009
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basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.
Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!
by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016
Get the Santa-clausing mug.When you get very nervous because you are talking to some one of the opposite sex and they keep stepping forward and you keep stepping back until you are against a wall and have no escape.
Hot Sara "Hey john whats up?" (steps forward)
Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)
Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)
Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)
Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)
Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)
Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)
Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)
Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)
Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)
Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)
by FlyingEarthWorm June 3, 2009
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by dr biggins July 9, 2006
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