Friendzone Predator 

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship

"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

Friendzone Predator by Mai Ainsel June 28, 2020

Galongwallah 

It's a catch all word. My husband & I lived in Hawaii for 25 years - this is similar to 'da kine'. Try it! It will roll off your tongue... Use it when you can't remember a word. Just substitute galongwallah. It always works!

Hey sweetie, would you mind fixing the kitchen sink galongwallah before you leave?

Galongwallah by crismhawaii March 7, 2021

Draft My Flivver 

Come with me, follow me (A “Flivver” was one of the slang terms for a Ford Model T but over time the usage grew to encompass all makes and model cars. Drafting is a term used in racing whereby one car would pull up right behind the car in front. If the rear car can stay in the slipstream of the other car then he/she could maintain the same high speed but also reduce his/her fuel consumption which results in fewer pit stops.)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Draft My Flivver by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

gashnitzed and gashnizzled 

when something is all fouled up or has gone completely awry

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

gashnitzed and gashnizzled by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

OWGF 

Out with good friends

OWGF-Night out, or planned event with good friends

OWGF by CFD1 September 23, 2018

chernobylish 

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

chernobylish by picc285 April 16, 2019

Cheetolini 

One of Donald Trump's many unflattering nicknames, Cheetolini is a portmanteau of Cheetos (which bear Trump's unnatural orange skin color) and Italian fascist/Hitler ally Benito Mussolini.

Cheetolini's buddies like little girls, too.

How would Cheetolini like it if he's locked in a cage like these migrants at ICE detention centers?

Cheetolini by The Real Canadian July 20, 2019