jamming on face

To jam, or to jamalam. Relieving your self on a girls face e.g cumming in the eye or mouth.

Jamming on face

'Josh says to Gemma, Gemma get on your knees bitch i'm gonna jam on your face, yeh that's wot i fout bitch.'

'Yesterday i was like jamming on her face and now she ait my ting'.

by cat22546387 January 7, 2011

PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome)

Having an enemy attach a plasma grenade to your face during deathwatch play in any of the XBox Halo game series.

I was right in the middle of a kill streak that abruptly ended with a case of PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome) courteous of hgnryGenghis and his plasma grenade.

by hngryGenghis September 29, 2010

slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

by charlieman12 November 1, 2010

crescent moon face

Adj. Describing an emo with a flip of hair, usually colored an inky black, obscuring his or hers' face (usually one eye).

Phil: Hey Jimbob, why are there all those crescent moon faces hanging around that store?
Jimbob: There must be some sale on razers, eyeliner...or something.

by Itsarealdisease December 1, 2010

Oh no face

The look of surprise a girl makes when a guy "accidently" puts his penis into her bum. Usually performed in the doggy style position.

Girl: Gasp! *makes the oh no face*
Boy: Heh heh, whoops, wrong hole

by br0wnl!pp3dan0n February 25, 2011

dome flavored face box

What you shoot video game charters in; i.e the head.

shot 'em in his dome flavored face box

by jimabobaway March 23, 2011

Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011