driveby porn

When an automated instant messaging robot enters a chat room and advertises porn in a not-so-subtle way, usually several times in a few seconds

***Online Host: LickMyClit has entered the room.***
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
ShadowFox777: damn driveby porn

by Laur June 28, 2003

autistic porn

When two autistics are having handstand sex, and the one on the right had a seizure just after having an orgasm, and the other keeps going until having a seizure themselves.

I was doing some autistic porn, then I was rudely interrupted by a seizure.

by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017

yoga porn

The yoga shows you see on TV that feature hot women doing yoga in exotic locations. If you're doing yoga with them, you're not watching them. If you're watching them, you're not doing yoga, but just enjoying the sights.

I watched some good yoga porn this morning. Really woke me up.

by one fish two fish April 8, 2010

hitler porn

is having your arm raised during sex

My mom walked in on me and my dog and I had my hand up saluting Hitler Porn.

by 6,000,001 August 7, 2017

Japanese Porn

Pornography in which the genitals are censored out of the video. Because genitals are nasty. No one wants to see that shit.

He might as well be squeezing toothpaste onto her face, Rajif thought as he watched the end of the Japanese porn.

by gimmedatsammich February 24, 2011

tentacle porn

Any of a wide variety of primarily Japanese hentai anime films, dealing with demons or space creatures with multiple appendages not unlike tentacles. Many are either naturally occuring shapes i.e. round with suckers, or often times have genitalia, usually of the masculine variety. See hentai, sailor fuku, and anime for additional info.

Wow!! That was so amazing! Did you see the way those things pounded her? That is straight tentacle porn, my friend!

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

Porn Trails

Random dirty words put after the title of a porn video on a p2p program, so that it will be detected by more searches.

Damn porn trails! I get this same video no matter what I search for!

"Hot asian sucks cock--- cunt suck threesome foursome gangbang gay lesbian straight femdom goth teenie licks balls rimjob assfuck farting crapping cumming bukkake rough fuck incest xxx granny milf baby beastiality fucking through hole in wall electrocution tit fuck.mpeg"

by bexposito December 12, 2005