diddle

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"
by Laur June 24, 2003
mugGet the diddlemug.

driveby porn

When an automated instant messaging robot enters a chat room and advertises porn in a not-so-subtle way, usually several times in a few seconds
***Online Host: LickMyClit has entered the room.***
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
ShadowFox777: damn driveby porn
by Laur June 28, 2003
mugGet the driveby pornmug.

Chicago

Big city with a beautiful skyline. Although geographically placed in the Midwestern state of Illinois, it should be considered it's own state since the rest of the midwest is filled with drunk redneck republicans.
"So your from Illinois?"
"No-I'm from Chicago"
by Laur December 10, 2004
mugGet the Chicagomug.

mount de sales

only at the mount....
-is your school haunted
-is you plumbing 150 years old
-do you use any excuse to leave class and roam the fourth floor
-do you know and believe that there is a "blue nun"
-do you constantly pick hair off your classmats sweaters
-are you/or half your class sleeping during mass
-confessions are a once a month nap time
-are boys scared to come on the premisis bcs of the one and only mr evans
-do you and your entire class share homework in the morning
-do you get off fortampons in the toilet
-do you have hott tan girls all year round
by laur April 24, 2005
mugGet the mount de salesmug.

cronk

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.
by Laur June 24, 2003
mugGet the cronkmug.

field

The lawyer fielded the press's questions skillfully, giving away no more information than he wanted to.
by Laur June 24, 2003
mugGet the fieldmug.

puppy love

Molly thought she was in love with the hot lifeguard; however, after she discovered that he was an asshole she realized that it had just been puppy love.
by Laur June 24, 2003
mugGet the puppy lovemug.