paradox

A situation which theoretically should not be able to exist but in reality does; a self-contradiction.

You have to have a permit to drive a car, but you can't get a permit until you've driven a car--that's a paradox.

by Laur June 23, 2003

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driveby porn

When an automated instant messaging robot enters a chat room and advertises porn in a not-so-subtle way, usually several times in a few seconds

***Online Host: LickMyClit has entered the room.***
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
ShadowFox777: damn driveby porn

by Laur June 29, 2003

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zoomy

Spacey; out-of-it; removed from one's surroundings.

"Ugh, that Vicodin made me really zoomy."

by Laur June 23, 2003

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diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 25, 2003

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puppy love

Infatuation; a crush

Molly thought she was in love with the hot lifeguard; however, after she discovered that he was an asshole she realized that it had just been puppy love.

by Laur June 24, 2003

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