Definitions by Herpesbacon

spicy McHaggis 

A man(typically Scottish) who eats haggis

Woman- I have an amazing Spicy McHaggis
Man-I am my girlfriend's Spicy McHaggis

spicy McHaggis by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

redneck gang 

A group of white trailer park men with shotguns who find gangs with black people and shoot them dead

Redneck1- i'ma kill that summbitch with ma' good ol' double barrel.
Redneck2- I got a new shotgun that can hold twice as many shells, so more blacks dead faster!
Redneck1- this here redneck gang is gonna kill a lot of people, and get even more drunk! Then when we're done a-killin' i'ma get me someHaggis!

redneck gang by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

Haggis

A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina

Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis

Haggis by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

Chewbacca birth 

When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.

Kid1-dude, you have a huge birthmark!
Kid2-yeah, I had a Chewbacca birth.

Chewbacca birth by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

autistic porn

When two autistics are having handstand sex, and the one on the right had a seizure just after having an orgasm, and the other keeps going until having a seizure themselves.

I was doing some autistic porn, then I was rudely interrupted by a seizure.

autistic porn by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017

scottish pill 

When a man cums in a pill capsule and spikes a girls drink without being noticed.

Then I used a Scottish Pill in her drink to get back at her!

scottish pill by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017

Alabama ice pop 

When your cousin pees into a condom and freezes it overnight and you cut the ends and share it with your sibling

It was really hot, so my sister and I had an Alabama ice pop

Alabama ice pop by Herpesbacon January 25, 2017