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Fake snake by The real fakey snakey January 3, 2017
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fake news
1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.
Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.
(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)
Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.
(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)
Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.
fake news by Queen Buttrix December 23, 2017
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Fakebooker
A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.
"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."
"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"
"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"
Fakebooker by maspito April 25, 2009
fake tickets
Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!
fake tickets by absolutben80 July 6, 2011
Fake-text
Whenever you're in an awkward situation, so you pretend to text, so you won't feel as weird. Comes in handy when trying to avoid people you don't like, or aren't comfortable around.
Jenna: Oh my god, Marie's party was so awkward. I just didn't know anyone there.
Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?
Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.
Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?
Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.
Fake-text by Rahrahkristinah August 22, 2011