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Pressure Cooker 

A dutch oven done under a weighted blanket.
My wife was cozy under her weighted blanket until I trapped her underneath and gave her a pressure cooker.
what the fuck is a cooker?
cooker by jimmy123321 January 2, 2009

Brock Cocked 

A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.
He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!
Brock Cocked by baginajuice16 February 22, 2011

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.
Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.
To take a persons backpack and dumb everything out of it. When you finish dumping the persons books, you flip the bag inside out, and place the books back into the backpack. After you place the books back in the bag, you zip the backpack back up. The bag is suppose to look kind of like a cocoon.
Student 1: OMG! Wtf just happened to my bag?

Student 2: What are you talking about?

Student 1: My bag is inside out...

Student 2: Dude, you just got cooned!
Cooned by FOBluver2000 November 24, 2009
In relevance to the word 'cooter' which is slang for a females vagina, cooted means for a female to cum.
"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted."
cooted by Amanda D May 2, 2007